Dad Jokes

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.

Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.